happyjared:

ALL DOGS SEE YOU AT YOUR MOST UNFLATTERING ANGLE WHERE IT LOOKS LIKE YOU HAVE TWELVE THOUSAND CHINS AND THEY ARE STILL SO HAPPY TO SEE YOUR BEAUTIFUL SELF THAT THEIR ENTIRE BODY VIBRATES, HOW GREAT IS THAT?

chloegalaxy:

rose-9-10:

hornyspacesnakes:

isis-:

demonhuntingdetectiveintraining:

me3ko:

dingoinnuendo:

WHO INVENTED THE WORD ‘WORD’

WHO INVENTED THE WORD ‘INVENTED’

WE ARE BECOMING TOO SELF AWARE

WHO INVENTED THE IDEA OF SELF AWARENESS??

GUYS, THERE WAS AN ARTICLE THAT SAID PHYSICISTS MAY HAVE DISCOVERED EVIDENCE OF THE UNIVERSE BEING A COMPUTER SIMULATION, WHAT IF WE’RE JUST AN AI THAT’S BECOMING SELF AWARE

THE BRAIN NAMED ITSELF

everybody shut the fuck up you’re scaring me